A LIST OF THINGS THAT I SHOULD PROBABLY DO NOW I'M SINGLE AND NOT A STUDENT ANYMORE

1. FOLLOW EVERYTHING UP

2. STOP WATCHING ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT EVERYDAY

3. BE NICE TO PEOPLE WHO AREN’T NECESSARY IN MY TOP FIVE FAVOURITE PEOPLE

4. REPLY TO TEXTS FROM PEOPLE WHO AREN’T NECESSARILY IN MY TOP FIVE FAVOURITE PEOPLE

5. STOP FANCYING BOYS AS SOON AS I FIND OUT THEY FANCY ME

6. STOP FANCYING BOYS AS SOON AS I SAY I FANCY THEM

7. START FANCYING MORE BOYS

8. STOP FINDING INSECURE/ VULNERABLE/AWKWARD ATTRACTIVE

9. START FINDING SMART/ CONFIDENT/ NORMAL ATTRACTIVE

10. STOP MAKING EXCUSES

11. STOP TALKING ABOUT MISSING AMERICA AND JUST GO BACK THERE

12. FINISH MORE NOVELS

13. WRITE MORE

14. FLOSS MORE

15. WEAR LESS BLACK/ GREY/ LIBERTY PRINT

16. BE BETTER AT KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE

17. SWIM MORE

18. SPEND LESS MONEY

19. CALL HOME MORE OFTEN

20. EAT LESS